Monthly Archives: October 2014

Happy Halloween from Mandalay!

Greetings to everyone on my favorite day of the year!   I had wondered how exactly I was going to celebrate Halloween when a) no one in Myanmar celebrates October 31, and b) most of the other travelers I meet are from countries that do not celebrate October 31 (i.e., pretty much every country but America).  However, a fellow traveler, Eileen from Germany, invited me this morning at our guest house to join her at the movies to see Dracula.  This is clearly as Halloween-y as it is going to get here, so I gladly accepted.

We purchased our theater tickets for 2000 kyat each (about $2).  I bought some bottled water and Chickpea Strips (delicious!) and we sat down to enjoy the show.  Instantly noticeable was the amount of noise in the theater coming from the crinkling of plastic and aluminum snack bags.  I know now why theaters at home serve popcorn in tubs:  the crackling made it sound like the theater was on fire.  Dracula, also known as The Cast of Game of Thrones Visits Transylvania, is one of those CGI-crazy revisionist action films where the character you’ve always known as “the bad guy” ends up just being really misunderstood.  I typically hate these types of films.  But Eileen and I had a fabulous time Mystery Science Theater-ing it (as did several of the Burmese folks around us, repeating epic phrases and making us giggle).

Me: “You know, I bet the casting director was saying, ‘Hmm.  I need to find a boy who will cower fearfully and cry a lot.  Is Rickon from Game of Thrones available?  He is?  Great!'”

Eileen:  [as Vlad the vampire protectively leads Rickon away from a final scene of carnage] “Your mother’s dead and I’m a vampire, but it’s totally going to be okay.”

Me: “I’m going to leave you with Thoros of Myr; he’ll take care of you.”

Me: [when Vlad’s silver ring starts to burn him as he becomes a vampire and he throws it into the river] “One ring to rule them all!”

Eileen: “No! The precious!”

Me:  [when Charles Dance as the vampire/devil makes his first appearance] “Dude, is that Tywin Lannister dressed as Voldemort???”

Charles Dance:  “Let us begin the game.”

Me: “Yes… this game … of thrones.”  <insert evil Mr. Burns scheming fingers>

And the like. 🙂 The movie directors did a great job of making a LOTR/GOT/Harry Potter tribute, complete with eyeliner-wearing “Turks” with bad Russian accents.  We had a BLAST.  Hope you all do, too:  happy Halloween!

My hippie farang/I Dream of Jeannie costume at the Mingalar Diamond Cineplex

My hippie farang/I Dream of Jeannie costume at the Mingalar Diamond Cineplex

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Still alive in Laos

Hello everyone,

Just a friendly update from your favorite technologically-impaired travel blogger, whose recent online silence has sparked several concerned emails regarding her whereabouts and cardiac status.

Yes, I am alive, and currently in Vang Vieng, Laos.  Since leaving Chiang Mai, Thailand last Monday, I have officially entered The Rest of Southeast Asia, otherwise known as Slow Wifi Land.  Any attempts that I have made in the last week and a half to update my blog and upload photos have been met with imaginary derisive laughter from my iPad.  “Silly rabbit!  Pics are for kids!”  Not that I am complaining.  It just means that I am now about two months behind in my travel updates.  I have this funny feeling that many of my future posts will be completed in snowy post-Christmas Cleveland.

In the past three weeks, I have:

– bathed and fed a family of elephants

– gone whitewater rafting in northern Thailand

– taken a two-day slow boat along the Mekong River from Thailand to Luang Prabang, Laos (*** TOP 5 EXPERIENCE OF 2014 ***)

– swam in waterfalls

– watched the daily early-morning procession of Buddhist monks who walk to collect their breakfast, donated by locals

– tubed along the Song river in Vang Vieng while simultaneously avoiding the persistent offers of free shots of Lao whisky from a dude wearing a My LIttle Pony tank top

– purchased and wore not one, but two pairs of baggy elephant-print pants.  Hey, when in Rome, right?  I may look like a hippie farang, but man, are these pants comfortable!

 

Upcoming plans are to head to Vientiane, the capital, this weekend, get my Myanmar visa, then take an overnight train to Bangkok next week.  From there, I will fly to Mandalay in Myanmar and spend the next 2-3 weeks exploring one of the least explored countries in Southeast Asia.  Can’t wait!

Photos and posts… well, they will happen when they happen.  Off to eat some pumpkin soup to remind myself in this humid, tropical weather that yes, it is October!

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Tirana and Berat

I had booked a shuttle from Budva to Tirana, the capital of Albania, through a nearby hostel. At the early morning meeting point, I was introduced to my fellow passengers and to Bato, our Montenegrin driver. Once Bato learned of my Slovenian heritage, it was like we were old friends, and we chatted almost the entire way to our destination. He knew an incredible amount of information about both Montenegro and Albania, as he is a trek and tour guide as well as a driver, and is planning to open his own tourism company next year. Look out for this guy: he is awesome! We stopped to take a photo break overlooking Sveti Stefan, a tiny island on the Adriatic coast that has now been turned into a private resort, so no actual visiting allowed unless you shell out the big bucks :(. As we headed away from the water and towards the more mountainous parts of Montenegro, I soon regretted not allotting more time there: just between visiting monasteries and outdoor excursions like rafting and hiking, there is so much to do there! Add that to my ever-growing list of countries that I need to revisit.

Gorgeous coastal view with a teeny tiny Sveti Stefan in the distance

Gorgeous coastal view with a teeny tiny Sveti Stefan in the distance

Crossing into Albania in a way was like stepping back in time. It seems like the entire country is under construction in some way, shape or form, but there are still constant reminders of how much has yet to be done in terms of infrastructure. (I will delve further into this and transportation in a later post).

Bato took us to an atypical garden restaurant not far across the border for a lunch break. The owner had designed the restaurant and gardens himself, with hand-painted murals covering the walls inside. Delicious and inexpensive food!

Our shuttle crew with Bato (center)

Our shuttle crew with Bato (center)

Handpainted murals in the restaurant

Handpainted murals in the restaurant

When we arrived in Tirana in the early afternoon, the van’s temperature gauge read a sweltering 42 degrees Celsius. Bato dropped us off near Skanderbeg Square, which- thank God- was not a far walk from my hotel. Drained of all energy from the unbearable heat, I promptly passed out in my air-conditioned room and slept the rest of the afternoon. I emerged not long before dusk and strolled around the neighborhood. Passing the beautiful mosque in the square, I continued past parks where green-aproned ladies watered the lawns and children played. Everyone had come out, it seemed, to finally enjoy the evening now that it had cooled slightly, and the streets were abuzz with people of all ages.

Skenderbeg Square

Skanderbeg Square

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Et'hem Bey Mosque and clock tower at night

Et’hem Bey Mosque and clock tower at night

The following morning, I left by bus for the town of Berat, nicknamed “The White City” (from its former Slavic name of Beligrad) and “City of a Thousand Windows” due to its hillsides covered in squat white Ottoman-style houses. The bus dropped me off near my hotel, the Hotel White City, whose immaculate inside lavender-and-white painted walls stood in stark contrast to the dusty, torn-up street outside. With the exception of a distractingly blinking fluorescent light in the lobby (if I were epileptic, I would have been very upset), the rooms, service, view, and location were spot-on. It was possibly the nicest hotel that I have stayed in this year. I was offered a complimentary welcome beer which I gladly accepted to quench my thirst, only to realize halfway through, temporarily woozy, that perhaps an alcoholic drink was not the smartest idea in this intense heat. it looked like it was going to be another afternoon of napping in the a/c! I quickly introduced myself to a British couple that had also just checked in, Will and Camille, and we made plans to meet for dinner later that evening.

The windows of Berat

The windows of Berat

View from my balcony

View from my balcony

Once the sun began to set, the three of us ventured out to walk up the nearby hill to get a view from the fortress on top. In the previous few days, I had begun to feel little twinges of tenderness in both hip flexors similar to what I had on the Camino. On our walk up the hill, this rapidly deteriorated from a mild discomfort into “Owowowowow!”

My tendinitis was back. Yippee.

Unfortunately, this occurred at a spot that was most of the way up the hill, so it was pointless to turn around. I’m glad we didn’t, because (hip pain aside) we spent the next half hour exploring in the fading light. Unlike most other UNESCO sites that I have visited, this area only had a handful of tourists, and much of our wanderings took us past intact local neighborhoods on the hill. I can’t imagine what it would be like to live next to fortress!image image

Local street next to the fortress

Local street next to the fortress

An old Orthodox church makes for beautiful wedding photos

An old Orthodox church makes for beautiful wedding photos

Overlooking Gorice from the fortress

Overlooking Gorice from the fortress

After dark, we painstakingly made our way back down the hill (I say this  because of both my hip and the extremely slippery cobblestones of the steep road.  I think at one point Will gave up and went barefoot, but tendinitis plus tetanus was not something that I particularly wanted to risk). We ate dinner at the roof patio of the Hotel Palma, which had fanastic views of the old town in addition to its yummy food.  Thumbs up to Ferdinand, our waiter, who was a sweetheart!

The eagle, symbol of Albania, watching over Berat at night

The eagle, symbol of Albania, watching over Berat at night

Dinner at the Hotel Palma with Will and Camille (and my wings, haha!)

Dinner at the Hotel Palma with Will and Camille (and my wings, haha!)

Will and Camille left the next morning, but I still had another day planned.  Remaining indoors and resting my hip during the heat of the day, I went out in the early evening to explore again.  I crossed the bridge near the Hotel Palma to take some photos of the river, which had dried to a shallow stream in the summer heat.  On the opposite side of the bridge, the Gorice section of town, lay a tiny roadside produce market.  I watched as a middle-aged woman led a much older white-haired lady in a black dress down the steps from the Orthodox church.  image

As I wandered, a friendly Albanian man who was missing most of his teeth beckoned to me and offered to show me a spot with good views of the town. Hesitant at first because of my hip and the upwards hike, I accepted and followed him up the steps. Introducing himself as Vasil, he became my tour guide for the next hour. We stopped at the Orthodox church, where we met a young boy of about 11 by the name of Dmitri.  The enthusiasm of these two was infectious, as they leapt around the building (sometimes literally, as when Vasil climbed to a benchtop to get an aerial shot of me in the church!),  pointing out important works.  “See!  This is St. Nicholas!  Very important!  This is Last Supper!  Take a picture! Wait, stand here!  Good view!”  I admit, Vasil has some great photography skills.

Dmitri and Vasil

Dmitri and Vasil

Creatively shot photo inside the Orthodox church

Creatively shot photo inside the Orthodox church

I thought the tour was done, but we continued on, winding upwards through the labyrinthine Ottoman streets of the town, talking in a gibberish of English and Italian and Albanian but able to understand each other well.  Vasil, like the majority of Albanians that I met on this trip, had a very favorable view of Americans.  He scrambled up a roadside wall to pick me a ripe fig off a tree.  I got to see every nook and cranny of that neighborhood.  Above us, a head popped out over a roof.  The woman overhead and Vasil had a conversation in rapid Albanian.  The next thing I knew, I was being led onto the balcony of a family home and taking pictures like this:

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The family was incredibly gracious, with little Elena handing me a tissue to wipe off my fig-covered hands.  Liliana, who appeared to be the matriarch of the family, is going to be opening a guesthouse next year and so gave me a tour of their property, complete with a tiny kitten in the still-unfinished bedroom.  It was a beautiful view.  If I am ever back in Berat, I’ll know to look up Hotel Elena.  I was thankful for the opportunity to meet such a nice family:  it’s experiences like these that make me glad that I am traveling alone.  I don’t know if people would have reached out in quite the same way if I hadn’t been solo.

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Back in town, I stopped again at the Hotel Palma for dinner (if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it!) and prepared for my trip to Saranda the next day. The promenade between the hotels and the city was flooded with people, who avoided the ubiquitous areas of construction and open holes in street during their evening stroll.

The new university at dusk

The new university at dusk

Riverside promenade (under construction, but still striking)

Riverside promenade (under construction, but still striking)

Berat was a very special city for me due to its beauty and warmth (if not its mid-August heat!)  I know that as the construction finishes, tourism will flourish here, so I was happy to get a taste of it while things are still a bit simpler.  Do yourself a favor and visit, and while you’re there, say hi to Vasil for me.

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To Budva and beyond

This is going to be a short post, mainly because I don’t have much that’s interesting to say about Budva.

The bus from Kotor to Budva took less than an hour.  I walked in the already scorching heat to my hostel, where it was too early to check in.  This was not my first choice of accommodation, but as it was high season and I booked at the last minute, this was about all I could find.  While sweating on the common room couch (which was later covered with a sheet and charged as a bed, I believe), I met a couple of backpackers heading into town and asked if I could join them.  After stops at a bookstore (one of the guys was collecting a copy of Lord of the Rings in every language) and another hostel to meet up with other travelers, the group of us sweated away the afternoon at a bar/cafe in the Stari Grad.  image

Budva's Stari Grad

Budva’s Stari Grad

The hostel crew.

The hostel crew.

Curious dental cafe decor

Curious dental cafe decor

In the afternoon, I tried to cool off a bit by heading to the beach, which was definitely a see-and-be-seen sort of place.   It was like Club Med, only everyone was speaking Russian.

Pretty laundry

Pretty laundry

Mellower section of beach where I went swiming

Slightly mellower section of the beach where I went swimming

Unable to bear the heat anymore, I walked past the plethora of yachts on the dock and back to the hostel to check in.  I had a private closet room with its own bathroom and a dust-caked fan wedged between the wall and the foot of the bed.  In the hallway, I met a friendly German guy with a Fantastic Mr. Fox tattoo on his arm, then kindly declined a staff member’s offer of weed (um, thanks but no thanks?).  Later on, I rejoined the group for dinner and a drink, but the scene along the strip of beachside clubs was not really up our alley. Overly loud techno music, young women with sky-high heels and obvious plastic surgery, and laughably ostentatious decor.  An Eiffel Tower with strobe lights and disco balls?  A neon-lit glass waterfall?  Really?

Although we were enjoying each other’s company, we called it a night fairly soon since some of us had to leave early the next morning.   That night, I had to tip the fan precariously backwards in order to keep my toes from hitting the fan blades in my sleep, which was restless on account of the dust-induced sneezing fits.

In the morning, I tiptoed passed the sleeping backpackers on the couches and the patio tables strewn with overflowing ashtrays and beer bottles on my way out the door. (Needless to say, this was not an A+ hostel experience).  I was all too happy to be leaving Budva: I had a shuttle to Albania to catch.

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Get your Kotor runnin’

The bus ride from Dubrovnik took much longer than I anticipated. While the bus zipped along for the beautiful views at sunset along the coast, our trip was stalled at the Croatia-Montenegro border for over an hour. After the standard collection of passports for inspection by border patrol, the guards picked two young men -both in scruffy, bohemian clothes- and asked them to step out for questioning and luggage check. I can only assume that they were looking for drugs, because this was not the first border check where I have seen guys with a similar appearance singled out. In the meantime, the bus was shut down, turning the inside lights and air conditioning off: Sweat City. This lasted entirely too long, and I was wondering how much longer it would take, as we still had quite a bit farther to drive and I didn’t bring much food with me. I watched as a family of dogs galloped around the security office like they owned the place.

The men were finally allowed back aboard, and the bus continued in the dark. (Later on at the station in Kotor, there was a huge shouting match between the two guys and our bus driver during which they swore like sailors and accused him of discrimination). The rest of the trip went smoothly, though, punctuated only by the gargantuan yawns of the British backpacker sitting behind me: “YEEEEEAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW.” After the 7th or 8th of these, she started receiving dirty looks from other passengers. “Whuh?” she countered. “Cahn’t a person even YAHWN in peace?”

Kotor, our destination, is an old city on an inland bay which is often mistaken for a fjord. The road there swerves directly along the water, tracing the multiple inlets of the bay like the petals of a flower. In the dark, only the moonlight illuminated our surroundings. I could see the reflection of the water, the tiny lights from cities across the way, and the eerie blue sheen of the nearby peaks. It would be interesting to see what this actually looked like once morning came. In the distance, I saw rows of bright lights which I assumed was a hotel. As we approached, I realized that it was not a hotel but instead an enormous cruise ship docked at the port in Kotor, dwarfing everything around it. It was almost frighteningly large. The Yawner was also impressed: “GAWD! I cannot even WRAHP my HEAD around the sheer PHYSICS of that thing!”

I had booked a private room with a shared bathroom in the village of Prčanj, which is about a 10-minute drive from Kotor. (I tend to gravitate toward places with unpronounceable, vowel-poor names that end in a silent “J.” They comfort me.  Call it solidarity 😉 ). Once at the station, I had been warned to only use taxis which used a meter, so I accepted a ride from a tough-looking but honest female taxi driver named Anđe. I couldn’t get to the room fast enough: I was exhausted, sticky with sweat, and famished. I was welcomed into the apartment complex by Danijela, the daughter of the owners, who spoke in excellent English and offered me some homemade pastries. I almost cried. She showed me to my room, where I declined her invitation to join her at a neighborhood festival in favor of going straight to sleep.

Peach pastries to match my peach-and-orange guest room.  Delicious.

Peach pastries to match my peach-and-orange guest room. Delicious.

In the morning, I got to see what I had missed the night before. Holy cow.

View from the common area

View from the common area

View from my room

View from my room

Prčanj ended up being the best possible place that I could have stayed; in fact, I ended up booking an additional night (and would have stayed longer had there been availability). The apartments were a two-minute walk from the water. In the village were several small grocery stores where I bought food to cook in the shared kitchen, a few restaurants, several churches, and scattered docks from which to swim. A local bus came by hourly on the way to Kotor and cost only 1 Euro. I saw mostly local tourists (Montenegrin along with several Bosnian and Serbian license plates). Families filled the docks to swim during the day, but the place was quiet and peaceful at night. I was in love.

The waterfront in Prčanj

The waterfront in Prčanj

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It was a great place to do nothing. I’d go swimming daily, enjoying the water, which was considerably less salty than the Adriatic had been, and marveling at the enormity of the surrounding cliffs. I could never get tired of looking at them.  I took a trip one afternoon to Kotor, which was pleasant but whose noise level made me very thankful that I was staying elsewhere.image image

Inside St. Tryphon's Cathedral.  Check out the pink stone.

Inside St. Tryphon’s Cathedral. Check out the pink stone.

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Midway through my stay, I was returning one afternoon from the “beach” and ran into two women about my age in the hallway. I was surprised to hear them speaking English. They introduced themselves as Fernanda, who is originally from Brazil but has lived and worked in the US for over 15 years, and Elena from Italy. Fernanda was also traveling through the Balkans solo and had a itinerary oddly similar to mine. Elena,  a surgeon, was completing a shorter trip, but on her motorcycle. Two words: BAD ASS. They convinced me to ditch my plans of staying in for the evening and to instead join them for dinner in Kotor. They had even arranged a taxi, which would be arriving shortly. OK, twist my arm.

By the way, the road along the waterfront to Kotor could be described as treacherous at best. Not quite wide enough for two cars and at points only inches from a dropoff to the water, it created frequent traffic jams during busy periods and games of chicken where only one vehicle would be able to pass at a time. Add that to the curves in the road, and you can see why I almost got hit several times just while walking to the store. Our cab encountered no hassles, though, and I made our taxi driver (another cool woman who was really into classic rock) laugh by singing harmony to “More Than Words.” The three of us wandered the streets of the old town together.  It was so nice to have dinner with other people: I don’t mind being alone at all, but company is almost always appreciated!

Those cliffs again.  Ain't they purty?

Those cliffs again. Ain’t they purty?

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Mother of Dragons, Montenegro style

Mother of Dragons, Montenegro style

Though Elena was leaving the next day, Fernanda would be staying, so we decided to hit the beach together and then get a taxi to visit Perast, a quaint town on the other side of the bay. We didn’t do too much there other than get coffee, but it was a beautiful place to see at dusk. Fernanda and I got along so well that we checked her itinerary to see if there was a way that we could meet up again somewhere in the Balkans. We set a tentative goal of meeting in Albania in the following week. Isn’t traveling fun?image image image

Note the narrow road and its proximity to the water.  Yikes.

Note the narrow road and its proximity to the water. Yikes.

Oddly well-centered selfie of me, Fernanda, and the Perast belltower

Oddly well-centered selfie of me, Fernanda, and the Perast belltower

With regret, I left the Bay of Kotor for my next stop, Budva.

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